40 White Birch , Kerhonkson, NY 12404-5527(Ulster County)

FRIENDS, NOBLES...COUNTRYMEN May you live in interesting times!! And what's interesting? L! A! N! D! That's right!! LAND!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOO can own a piece of heaven on one of the prettiest private roads in the Catskills. White Birch winds from Upper Cherrytown ending high in the Sundown Catskill mountains. Unspoiled wilderness does not get any better than this - logging roads already cleared with plenty of frontage if you want to bring friends with you. Add frontage, lovage, a mortgage, and some coinage and we might just be signing the treaty of Aberconwy up in this piece! It may just be time to change your life, work from home, go on contemplative walks in the morning, channel your inner woodsperson, and change your life - Rilke-style! Think your coins are a good hedge with higher inflation and interest rates on the way? Ja right, LOL!!! There's still time to Buy - Some - Land! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Afraid of bears? Delete this listing!! Can't remember the square root of 729? NO ONE CARES! Just look it up on your phone as you wander around your fields, ponds, and rocky outcroppings in the dappled sunlight as your flock of Manx Loaghtan sheep sweetly nays: twenty seven.... Duly practice your stoicism, shamanism, kundalini awakening, Brazilian jujitsu, and vipasanna-adjacent antinomian transcendentalist bone broth fast as you master your flock of your OWN MIND in them thar hills!! Bring your architect and set the world ablaze with your ideas!! 2 hours from NYC!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can't remember the difference between Silesia and Galicia? Nfts and Efts? It's ok, you're close to Woodstock! If you liked being hooked on phonics, try getting hooked on Phoenicia! There's a diner!! Thinking about buying in Miami or LA!? What!? The ambient temperature moves 12.5 miles North every year! Do the math and do yourself a favor to buy in upstate NY while there's still time! Snag some bonnie priced Billy goats and create your very own piece of Shropshire! There isn't going to be a Shropshire you say? Hey now, AE house-builder, you too can create your very own dream designs!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buying a house isn't cool anymore! You know what's cool? BUILDING a house. YOU CAN DO IT! Papal bull rhymes with capable! Surveying a site - easy. Solving climate change when 90% of temp increase has been absorbed by the ocean. Hard! Building your very own Japanese themed patio out of sustainable reclaimed epay. Easy!! Relocating internally displaced climate refugees from the sunbelt and California in 30 years? HARD!! Choosing between "Skimmed Milk White," "James White" "Mole's Breath" and "Dimpse?" Literally doesn't matter!!! Switching to a renewable grid by 2030 to avoid the abrupt and irreversible warming tipping points caused by permafrost methane pulses? Forget it, we'd have to raise taxes!!! Probably a good idea to get a larger parcel than you expected so your close friends and relatives can join at some point in the future as theyre building a seawall in NYC! VIEWS!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It's time to change your priorities baby!! Live for the NOW and splurge on some land. Or plan for the FUTURE and invest in some land!! Want to farm? Are you sure!? Well, cool!! You've now got 23 acres to kick out the Johansson Appleseeds! Pondering making a complete work of art from a cabin coming to a future near you? Well who needs Parsifal when you can rock a wicked parcel? Festival plays for the consecration of a stage are for chumps, it's time to get with the times, be the envy of your zoom calls, and BUY SOME LAND. Because LAND....is GOOD!